
Episode 53
THE GOLDEN TOQUE AWARDS
Tonight - we celebrated the one year anniversary of Chat in the Hat.
How best to celebrate one year? With an awards show celebrating the guests that we've had throughout the past 12 months. Even better - every award winner got a call on the show!
Like a true awards show - it lasts a long time... there were 28 awards to give out and almost everyone was home, waiting for our phone call - hoping that they would be a recipient of a Golden Toque Award.
Take a look at the awards that we gave out tonight - and the nominees. Then listen - you may want to listen in chunks - it's long. And make sure you don't miss the call with Branko!
Most Entertaining Guest Award
Donald Trump Doll
Eddie Furlich
Gary Williams
Most Talked About Topic Award
Season of Flring – Colin Robey
Women. Discuss! – Gary Williams
Trevor & Chris as a Guest – Nick Fay
Most Uncontrollable Laughter Award
Brian Clarke
Josh Cummings
Pascale Lapointe-Antunes
Most Uncomfortable Female Topic Award
PMS - Lori Bordeaux
Breast Feeding – Melissa Varricchio
French Women – Pascale Lapointe-Antunes
Most Silent Sort-Of Guest Award
Nick Varricchio
Sonni Nolan
Trevor Moir
Best Fill In Guest Award
Gary Williams
Nick Fay
Terry DeSousa
Person Who Interrupts the Most Award
Brian Clarke
Geoff Ramey
Marc Doucette
Scariest Topic Ever Award
The Ouiji Board – Branko Culina
The Flushing Phantom – Colin Robey
Madonna’s Adoption – Eddy Furlich
Dumb Drinking Story Award
Chris MacLellan
Nelson Antunes
Terry DeSousa
The Dynamic Duo Award
Lisa Brown / Jaclyn Kurtzer
Nick Fay / Tracy Edwards
Ryan Mulhurne / Gary Williams
Political/Social Topic That Depressed Colin the Most Award
Iran & Nuclear Weapons – Eddie Furlich
Racial Profiling – Gary Williams
School Shootings – Janna Rovniak
Best Public Urination Story Award
John Healey – PIAC
Nelson Antunes – PIAC
Terry DeSousa – PIAC
Watercooler Guest Award
Eddy Furlich
Gary Williams
Steve Kuschei
Most Travelled Guest Award
Andy Barbour
Josh Gennings
Terry DeSousa
Guest Most Likely To Have Sex In An Airplane Award
Andy Barbour
Ben Fairs
John Healey
Guest most Likely To Get Fired For Talking About Work Award
Brian Clarke
Eddy Furlich
Nelson Antunes
Sports on the Brain Award
Colin Robey
Gary Williams
John Healey
Likely Never Come On The Show Again After One Appearance Award
Ben Fairs
Catrina Robey
Scott Ramey
Most Painful Good-Bye Award
Andy Barbour
Gary Williams
Tracy Edwards
Best Excuse For Not Coming On the Show Until Now Award
Branko Culina – Thought You Hated Me
Kathleen Crabbe – Computer Didn’t Work
Ryan Mulhurne – Lived too far away.
Heart Warming Moment Award
Catrina Robey – All Mom Wants for Christmas
Melissa Varricchio – Setting Up Colin
Pascale Lapointe-Antunes – Cement & My In-Laws
Guest With The Entourage Award
Melissa Varricchio – Bringing Nick Varricchio and Julia Varricchio
Scott Ramey – Bringing Billy Jo Nolan and Sonni Nolan
Always Involved in Degrading Colin Award
Brian Clarke
Gary Williams
Nick Fay
99.9% Sure What Women Want Award
Chris MacLellan
Lori Bourdeau
Steve Kuschei
Guest Most Likely To Get Married on A Whim Award
Catrina Robey
Scott Ramey
Billie Jo Nolan
Youngest Guest With A Speaking Part Award
Lisa Brown
Jaclyn Kurtzer
Sonni Nolan
Closest Proximity Award
Gary Williams
Nick Fay
Ryan Mulhurne