Branko Culina

For some reason, Branko started to follow Colin around the school yard in grade 4. Twenty-two years later Branko had the misfortune of following Colin to this podcast. After many years of avoiding mistakes, Branko's ambitions for a career in politics seem to be finally dead.

Branko seems to live the typical Canadian life. Married with two children, works hard, hangs out with his friends - but not everything is as it seems. When the stars are aligned and Branko has had a few beverages his mouth will open and out will come some of the most beautiful sounding opera you have ever heard.

Branko knows that if some secret society ever found out about this X-Man like talent - his life would be in danger. Branko has tried to channel his energies through other hobbies with limited success: Tennis, Madden Football, Halo 2, assembling large play structures for his sons, cooking hamburgers, drinking beer.

Branko now listens to his episode over and over - hoping that hearing his voice will calm his desire to sing - and save his life.